Rush Hour Avoider Pillows

'He likes to beat the five o'clock rush...he always leaves at noon.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Jungle Taxi

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

The Daily Commute

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Late again.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

The bus home.

"Gah! Too many people!"

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

"OK, now the chef suggests you eat faster."

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

'Looks like Dolson had one more energy drink for the road again.'

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'