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Wrong end of extension cord.

Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The discovery of electricity...

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

US Energy Needs.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"My compliments to the can opener."

Love At First Shock

Entertainment systems

Critical Ethanol report

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."