Power Of Attorney Pillows

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Elephant ass selfie.

Corporate Whore.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Creativity 2.0

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Studying and technology

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

Careerist

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

The boss and her baby

Content Creator

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.