Political Power Player Pillows

'To each, according to his wealth, so be it, his greater political influence!'

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Tariff Wars

"Now that's a win."

The Greek Trampoline

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Very Presidential."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

George Papandreou.

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Euro Bait

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."