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'To each, according to his wealth, so be it, his greater political influence!'

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Tariff Wars

"Now that's a win."

The Greek Trampoline

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Very Presidential."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

We Used to Build Things

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

George Papandreou.

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Euro Bait

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"Tell Mr. Yeltsin I'd be delighted. Minister of what?"

Impotent Democracy