Political Powerhouse T-Shirts

"Now that's a win."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Corporate Whore.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I am the winner!'

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

America's New Dawn

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

'Office real estate' lifting weights

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

"This manuscript is unbelievably mature for a first novel but, sadly, we don't publish the unbelievable."

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Hands off my IP!

Condoleezza Rice

SUPER SATURDAY!

"I don't hear anything."

'Welcome to the interview for our Post-Doc position, I hope you've brought your publication list...'

My doctor says my heart is fragile. I'm supposed to cut down on my activism. You mean activity? Activism. He says that getting upset about idiotic, right-wing, greedy jerks is bad for my heart. He's a quack! This ends badly.

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

Malcolm's got a mind like a steel trap.

'How many kids do we have now,Mabel?'

Buy- out specialist

Mom's Gym

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

'To each, according to his wealth, so be it, his greater political influence!'

"That's okay, Dad...I'll tell Gracie you can't take her to her study group."

Strike Action and Strike Reaction

Theresa May

Tiger economy.

Scott Morrison and Anthony Albanese