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Buy- out specialist

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Now that's a win."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

National Boss Monument.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Why am I running?

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Responsibility and duties

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.