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"Don't ask."

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

'I'm a CEO. I run a multi-million dollar business with a strong global presence. I'm told we even have a web site.'

The Boss.

The president's men

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Welcome to the Team

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Parade of Businessmen

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

'He's a real high flyer!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

Buck Stops Here

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"