Political Playmaker T-Shirts

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

"By a clear majority of the board, Peter is this year's designated executive-on-the-rise who flies to close to the sun and then crashes spectacularly to Earth, conveniently diverting media and public attention from the rest of us!"

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

Politics Books

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

'Wait a minute! How do I know this won't add to the budget deficit?'

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

"Blind loyalty, Gilliford, by God, that's a trait I like to see in a young man."

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'