Becoming A Power Of Attorney Pillows

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Today, son, you are a man."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

'I'm worried since he was chosen jury foreman.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'Innocent Mr Wilks? I'll be the judge of that.'

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

A career in politics.

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

"Okay. You have two choices. Jump - and discover the joy of flight. . ."

"Well, Josh, it's time you learnt about the birds and the bees..."

Guardianship of minors

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'How would Jesus register?'

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

American Flag

'Britishness Test.'