Pouty Prince Gifts

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Serious Putty

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

To my future King.

Stud Finders: 'These don't even work!'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Who's Not Who.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Prince

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

She's a spoiled brat --- She always gets the benefit of the pout.

'Come back later -- he's grooming his successor.'

No, Ernie --- Female chipmunks aren't called chip-nuns.

"After the prince finds Cinderella, do they decided to drop out of royal family, like Prince Harry and Meghan?"

"Deadly gas is escaping from Uranus!"

"Hey you...want a bunuelo?"

"Oh, well. . . Guess I'll have to throw out the coffee I made for her, since I don't drink the stuff!"

Le petit nuclear blast

'The world's oldest gag in the IT age.'

'Happy Birthday, Son! -- We got you your own Swiss bank account!'

'We need a big publicity push, we have to get you in the news, one of you needs to develop a heavy drug problem.'

"You comin' to Duke's blow-out tonight? It's B.Y.O.T. Bring your own toilet..."