Pout Perfectionist Gifts

She's a spoiled brat --- She always gets the benefit of the pout.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

Husband bakes a pie

Surreal ale

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf lessons

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

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'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Just a drop."

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

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