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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

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Husband bakes a pie

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf lessons

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

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"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Just a drop."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Quality Contorl.

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.