Pour-over Practitioner Gifts

Pour Over Coffee

Police Feline Unit

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Words of Love

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Urns in love

Say it with flowers: It!

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"