Pour-over Practitioner Gifts

Pour Over Coffee

Police Feline Unit

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Say it with flowers: It!

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Words of Love

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"