Punlover Gifts

Keep off the clouds! We're cirrus about it!

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Staff support"

Copycats

Zombie standup

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

baby sweetcorn...

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

I will study my speling words...

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cut Price

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Backfire

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"