Punlover Gifts

Keep off the clouds! We're cirrus about it!

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Staff support"

Copycats

Zombie standup

"Talk nerdy to me."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

I will study my speling words...

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

baby sweetcorn...

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Backfire

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Assault 'n' Vinegar