Poultry Pondering And Protector Gifts

"I think they were taken by poachers."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'White meat or dark?'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Human meat.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Maternity ward on the farm.

Walking on Water

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

'She thinks of them as her children...'

Fish Food

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"Who's next?"

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

This could be interesting...

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

'I bark, therefore I am.'