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Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Solitaire card shark.

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"I can't even deal."