Poultry Poker Face Mugs

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Solitaire card shark.

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"I can't even deal."

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.