Funny Poker Face Mugs

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Solitaire card shark.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

"I can't even deal."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Hit me.

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.