Poultry Observer Gifts

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Keeping busy?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.