Poultry Observer Gifts

A Chicken's Nightmare

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Keeping busy?"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

The Colonel at home.