Pottery Mishap Observer Gifts

'I'll get the gift wrap.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Urns in love

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Artisanal Pottery

Two men in urns holding hands

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

I love Pottery.

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Potter

Bernard Palissy

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

I thought I was irrelevant.

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

A little green monster

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

You're fired.

Old fashioned pottery makers recieve a letter "Dear supplier, are you y2k compliant"

"This isn't my order either!"

"Not many GPs were available, but Gerald has a doctorate in 15th century Etruscan pottery, will that do?"

Antiques - Spode-u-like.

"What's the best machine to use to meet hot chicks?"

"I need something to dissolve superglue that will be safe on tulle and cat fur, and that's all the information I'm prepared to offer at this time."