Potters Gifts

I love Pottery.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Toadstools

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

King Solomon's Pollster.

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Woman throwing giant pot.

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Pickle

'I had a cough at the time!'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

About the potter.

Pollster

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Elections in the USA

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

The US election is over.

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.