Potion Whiffers Gifts

"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I said slime."

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I hate it..."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."