Potion Whiffers Mugs

"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I said slime."

Cat Reunion

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."