Pothole Predictor Gifts

Road Construction.

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

Psychic Night: Predict the Score, Get In Free.

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Potholing Club has pothole as entrance.

Road Construction

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'