Pothole Predictor Mugs

Road Construction.

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Trading Places.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Psychic Night: Predict the Score, Get In Free.

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Potholing Club has pothole as entrance.

Road Construction