Posture Improver Gifts

"No, I'm not stiff or sore...my mother thinks I stoop too much, so she put bricks in my backpack!"

"Looks like we found the issue."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Office Ergonomics.

Doctors Discussion

'Are you done yet?'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

"And this is the traditional alternative."

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"Synchronized sitting"

"So when did you interest in health and safety start?"

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"Do that thing where you leave."

'You're being hostile. A gift certificate for a psychiatric session!'

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

'Mine!'

Flow Chart.