Posture Awareness T-Shirts

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Office Ergonomics.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Computer neck.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Office Ergonomics.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

"Synchronized sitting"

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

Publish Your Weight Machine for Celebrities

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

'Mine!'

'How much do you weigh?'

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

"Developing a layer of insulating fat isn't as easy as it sounds."