Posture Pro T-Shirts

Advice Desk: 'Yes, stand up straight, you're slouching.'

"National security adviser"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Yoga with Baby

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Office Ergonomics.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Computer neck.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Man chasing microphone.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

"Synchronized sitting"

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

'That's their advantage-- they spend every day doing cardio.'

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

'Mine!'

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

"Junior, don't slouch!"

'Got any advice?' - 'Yes, stand up straight, you're slouching.'

"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."