Posture Protector T-Shirts

'Will work for chiropractic treatments'

"Talk nerdy to me."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

The stock market sky is falling.

Vaccine shortage in Europe

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Don't invade his space."

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Tred carefully mill.

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

'It worked!'

Attacking COVID

Gummy Bears

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

The Economic Crisis

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'The best advice Grandpa can give you is to remember that making money is easier than keeping money.'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

"Now that's abominable...!"

A goalie