Posture Correction T-Shirts

The Posture Fairy

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Office Ergonomics.

'Are you done yet?'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Computer neck.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

'Make sure they fit straight!'

The Incredible Skulk

"Synchronized sitting"

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Contacts vs. Glasses

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

Straightening up.

Chiropractic Air. Please return your seats to an upright position, keep your shoulders back, bend your knees at a right angle, and place both feet flat on the floor.

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

'Mine!'

"You have Tech-neck."

"Junior, don't slouch!"

'Got any advice?' - 'Yes, stand up straight, you're slouching.'

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

'Hunch your shoulders, Son.'