Posture Correction Pillows

The Posture Fairy

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Office Ergonomics.

'Are you done yet?'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Computer neck.

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

'Make sure they fit straight!'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

"Synchronized sitting"

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Contacts vs. Glasses

Straightening up.

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

'Mine!'

"Junior, don't slouch!"

'Got any advice?' - 'Yes, stand up straight, you're slouching.'

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

'Hunch your shoulders, Son.'

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."