Good Posture Pillows

"Try reading them instead."

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Could you keep still?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Office Ergonomics.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Making it look easy.

Computer neck.

"Stop staring"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"Quit moving"

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Do you know any other poses?'

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

Cat yoga

"Synchronized sitting"

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Mother commenting on daughter's posture