Postal Prayer Partner Gifts

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

You've Got Mail

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'It's THEM!'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

"The universe will either continue expanding at its present rate, expand at a slower rate, or begin to contract. None of this, however, can explain why it sometimes takes four days to get a letter from Chicago."

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

'His favourite bones are in the postman's leg!'

A day at the Sender's house.

Family saying grace

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

Neither snow nor rain nor Trump and Dejoy stay these couriers from their rounds.

Postal service cuts.

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

'What - No lift?!'

Cut out and keep your own Nun.

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

VOTE

Stamp Collecting

'They're Francophiles.'

'It's a postcard from your boyfriend, Miss -- what he says goes for me, too!'