Postal Prayer Partner Prints

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

You've Got Mail

No Junk Mail

'It's THEM!'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

'His favourite bones are in the postman's leg!'

"The universe will either continue expanding at its present rate, expand at a slower rate, or begin to contract. None of this, however, can explain why it sometimes takes four days to get a letter from Chicago."

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

A day at the Sender's house.

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

Neither snow nor rain nor Trump and Dejoy stay these couriers from their rounds.

Postal service cuts.

Family saying grace

Periodically, Sadie Cohen gets jacked up on caffeine, then goes to the US post office. Once she gets to the counter, she starts chatting and asks endless questions, stopping up the line for hours, frustrating to no end the people behind her. It's her favorite practical joke and, frankly, one of the darkest things the human eye can witness. Enjoy! What's your opinion of the two-day certified mail to Wichita? Move it, lady!

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

'What - No lift?!'

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

VOTE

Cut out and keep your own Nun.

Stamp Collecting

'They're Francophiles.'