Prayer Pals Prints

Family saying grace

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

A child interrupting family prayers

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Praying mantis.

Saying Grace.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Holy phone

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Give Thanks.

Be a friend.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Praying.

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

Alligator prayer: 'Lord, send me more baptisms...'