Prayer Partner Prints

'...and help the unions make life better for scabs like me...'

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

A child interrupting family prayers

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Monk Prompt

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Praying mantis.

"Amen. Please help me up."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'