Post-impressionism Enthusiast Gifts

"Cezanne is as goofy as I like to get."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It's obviously an original."

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Edgar Degas

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"He does impressions too!"

Monet At Open Mic Night

Van Gogh.

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

'It sold for how much!'

"I see van Gogh's influence."

William S. Burroughs

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

Edouard Manet