Post-cruise Pillows

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Lounging by the pool

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"Did you pack your own bags?"

S. S. All You Can Eat

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

'Relaxing is much more fulfilling where there are all those activities we don't have to do!'

"So... how was Disneyland?"

Executive happy to be back from vacation and on billable hours again.

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

I can't put my finger on it Philip...but since you came back from the safari you've been different.

"Welcome home. Oh, and that automatic cat feeder... niiiice!"

"He's full of duty free liquor - should I declare him?"

End of Vacation Sally

"Do you think people had a nice time?"

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

Underneath an overweight.

'She's in post-vacation shock. Two weeks off and she feels like she never left.'

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"