Post-graduation Trip Pillows

'Relaxing is much more fulfilling where there are all those activities we don't have to do!'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

Lounging by the pool

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

World Tour.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Evolution Exam Results.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Airplane Mode.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Pesky students.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Day one, post grad

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Student Debt

'Two for French Polynesia.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

'One carry-on!'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'