Post-grad Pride Pillows

Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Lounging by the pool

Day one, post grad

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Teacher and students.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

Graduate

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

'Relaxing is much more fulfilling where there are all those activities we don't have to do!'

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

'Regarding the salary we're willing to offer you.. don't expect to get your four-years of college tuition back in one year.'

'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'

Their son was in a class of his own.

Grabbed By Gorilla

"Grape juice that went to graduate school."

"Hey! Mine is a list of debt counselors."

A teacher in mortar board and gown

'You should be ashamed of yourself.'

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'