Post-apocalyptic Storyteller Pillows

"We really need to start thinking about the future."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'And this is scraps.'

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Robot Beggar

James Earl Jones

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

Madeleine L'Engle

"This is about life on another planet."

'...and our work environment offers..well...wonderful horror stories to tell your grandkids.'

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

"This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not particularly worried about a zombie apocalypse!"

'The truth may be out there, but the stories are WAY out there!'

"He's just learning to use a hammer so I don't think kissing his boo-boo was a smart move."

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.