Post-apocalyptic Storyteller Mugs

"We really need to start thinking about the future."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'And this is scraps.'

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Robot Beggar

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

James Earl Jones

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Madeleine L'Engle

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

Milla Jovovich

"This is about life on another planet."

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

'...and our work environment offers..well...wonderful horror stories to tell your grandkids.'

J. J. Abrams

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

"This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not particularly worried about a zombie apocalypse!"

"He's just learning to use a hammer so I don't think kissing his boo-boo was a smart move."

Guide to making your undead years your best years.

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."