Apocalyptic Storyteller Mugs

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'And this is scraps.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'...and our work environment offers..well...wonderful horror stories to tell your grandkids.'

Zombie Baseball

"According to my readings, their civilization was already in decline and Frasier The Musical pushed it over the brink."

"This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not particularly worried about a zombie apocalypse!"

'The problem is you spend money like there's no tomorrow!'

'Which stocks should I invest in to profit from this 'Armageddon' you keep talking about?'

"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

"The end is near."

Turf War on West 49th Street

"Well, we finally inherited the planet. Now what?"

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

"We really need to start thinking about the future."

Message in a bottle...

The End is Neigh

"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."

Doomsayer: The end is near!

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

Demonstration march.

"Are forever stamps ok?"