Apocalyptic Storyteller Prints

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'And this is scraps.'

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'...and our work environment offers..well...wonderful horror stories to tell your grandkids.'

Zombie Baseball

"According to my readings, their civilization was already in decline and Frasier The Musical pushed it over the brink."

"This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not particularly worried about a zombie apocalypse!"

"The end is near."

"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."

'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

'Which stocks should I invest in to profit from this 'Armageddon' you keep talking about?'

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

'The problem is you spend money like there's no tomorrow!'

Turf War on West 49th Street

"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

"We really need to start thinking about the future."

"Well, we finally inherited the planet. Now what?"

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

Doomsayer: The end is near!

The End is Neigh

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

Message in a bottle...

Demonstration march.

'Never read it - too much gloom and doom in it for me!'