Post-apocalyptic Pillows

"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."

Well I guess it's up to us to get the old civilization up and running again.

"Well I guess it's up to us to get the old civilization up and running again, huh?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Zombie Problems

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Prepper Dog

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Busy, Busy, Busy

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

End of world nigh!!!

The Future

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"Hey, remember the internet?"

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'My backup special...'

The final days of hair coloring

"The end of the world is nigh."