Positivity Pundits Pillows

"It amazes me how much I've achieved in such a short time."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Skeptic Tank.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"It all looks fine to me."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Sisyphus Sawyer

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'The Final Merger'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

World Health Organization

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Doom & Gloom

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Voter Suppression