Positivity Pundits Mugs

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Skeptic Tank.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

'The Final Merger'

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

World Health Organization

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

"I like your attitude, Harris."

Doom & Gloom

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Voter Suppression

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."