Posh Settings Appreciator Pillows

'New money or old money?'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Vincent Van Goth.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"Have you got it in beige?"

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Which magazine?

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

The End.

A shoat, a float, in a boat, in a moat.

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Proud to be posh!

"You ask why I'm on your counter but I might as easily ask why you're on my floor."

The pig playwrite.

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'

Too posh for Padstow!

"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"

'Eh...has anyone got a pencil?'

'The last thing I remember, my wife said it would not hurt to compliment her once in a while.'

'Your morning papers, Sir.'

Worshipping at the shrine of posh