Obsession Appreciator Pillows

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Mr Metrosexual.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Freia and her golden apples

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

Baroque Bach Mountain

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

Been in advertising long?

Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Couple in Grey

'I'm jumping into a black hole!'

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

Valentine's Day Kiss

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

I love Ann - I love chip butties

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

My valentine

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"Forget the slipper, find me the owner of this glass bra!"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"...and this is my better half...!"